Hey Bartender

Greetings to you bartender, how you do'in today I'd like a vodka on the rocks, the house brand is OK I've never been in here before, this place is really nice If you've got a minute, I could use some advice I came home from work today and much to my surprise My live in girlfriend had moved out, her love for me just lies You'd best hit me again my friend, make this one a double I just don't know what to do except try and drown my trouble My boss told me today that he would soon be cutting back But he didn't say specifically it was me he's going to sack If you were me, what would you do if your boss showed you the door Better fix another drink, I could use a little more Oops, I just schpilled the pretshels, I think the bowls too schmall Hey, no sweat, I'll pick them up, it'sh no big deal at all And while I'm at it barkeep, pleasch pour me just one more When I went to get the pretshels, I knocked mine on the floor What did you shay, you cut me off, who do you shink you are Well, let me tell you shomething pal, I don't need thish bar Just take this shtool and shove it, I don't need thish anymore I'll take my bishness elschwhere, onsch I find the door Written for Natilies "Confessions to a Bartender" contest