Her Stash

He---Honey, are we out of peanut butter?
She--I don’t know, sweetness, look behind the salt.
He---Speak up, I can’t hear you when you mutter.
She--Don’t get huffy, it’s not my fault.

He–--Well, keeping food here is not a game.
She–-And I suppose keeping money here is no joke.
He---I’m not going to argue, I’m not to blame.
She–-No, you don’t argue, you know we are broke.

He---Are you saying you don’t have a stash?
She– C’mon man, my BP is going through the roof.
He---Well, I know full well you have cash.
She–-Maybe so, but I know you have no proof.

He---Well, it’s just not worth the mind clutter.
She–-No, and not worth insults to half your name.
He---Well, I’m sorry for all this over peanut butter.
She–-Apology accepted, I will show no shame. 

© Jun 21 2010 For Paula's "Four Sentences" contest
Copyright © | Year Posted 2010

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July 2, 2010 at 5:22 PM
Very funny, Charles!! Really enjoyed this one :)---btw I racking my brains, trying to figure out which one was your entry for my contest?? you said in one of your comments you entered a humorous write? sad I didn't see your name in my list--enlighten me please!! thanks :) --nikko :)
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June 21, 2010 at 9:02 AM
Funny one, enjoyed this entry for the contest, good luck...P.D.
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June 20, 2010 at 10:49 PM
No one can accept blame anymore, Charles. Very witty the way you presented this exchange between "He and She." Best wishes in the contest! Love, Carolyn
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