Hepatitis

(This is a true story) These idiots are letting out too much water in the lake. It's getting to be just a little hard for the people to take. The lake water is getting into people's wells and is giving them hepatitis. Many people are getting extremely tired of putting up with this. It's now impossible for me to take a walk on the lake because they've let so much water out. They're probably going to be in big trouble for making people sick, on that I have no doubt. I dread to think of the trouble that these people may be in. They'll think twice about letting the lake out so much again.