Helplessness of God

God wants to make love
With His sweet dream-girl;
He doesn’t do that
Cause there’s no one else
Of His weird species!

If God creates His sexual organs
And then He makes love with any woman
His sperms will destroy the universe
Because of huge amount of His sperms!

God wants to eat things;
He doesn’t do that
If He turns the universe
Into a food of His choice
It will be His just one bite!

God wants to become drunkard;
He never ever does that
If He turns the universe
Into the finest of wines
It will be His just one sip!
Copyright © | Year Posted 2011

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