Helplessness of God

God wants to make love With His sweet dream-girl; He doesn’t do that Cause there’s no one else Of His weird species! If God creates His sexual organs And then He makes love with any woman His sperms will destroy the universe Because of huge amount of His sperms! God wants to eat things; He doesn’t do that If He turns the universe Into a food of His choice It will be His just one bite! God wants to become drunkard; He never ever does that If He turns the universe Into the finest of wines It will be His just one sip!