Help Wanted the Job Posting

Position available immediately in a Christian life
Full time with an out of this world benefit package
Looking for a humble individual with a loving, and 
caring heart to take on role of a servant.
You will work in a progressively growing field.
Duties include the following: Putting others first,
Job requirements include: a willingness to help in all areas of need.
Must be willing to work any hour called upon
And have great listening skills. Need to be able to carry 
heavy burdens, must be willing to sacrifice self for others, need active knowledge of the ten 
commandments and be fluent in the fruits of the spirit.
must be proficient in the practice of self-denial, and be a seasoned prayer warrior
Veterans’ in the army of God are strongly urged to apply.
Long-suffering and compassion a must. A willing heart and born again
experience necessary. Camel knees a plus!
If interested please contact God, the Father, by calling Jeremiah 33:3
Or by knee- mail. Interviews conducted same day.  
An equal opportunity employer
Copyright © | Year Posted 2011

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Martin Avatar
August 20, 2011 at 1:52 PM
Lori, This is truely a wonderfully word-smithed poem of reflection on what the heart of Christianity is all about. Well done except, I don't think I qualify for the position! (Some re-training may be required). Thanks for the reminder and also for your thoughts concerning my poem "Limbo." You lift me up with both your poetry and thoughts on mine. God bless, Terry Martin
Susan Avatar
August 7, 2011 at 5:05 PM
very clever! a great play on words and job descriptions...if only all of us considered it our job on a daily basis :)
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