Hello Madame Bovidier

Madame Bovidier makes no excuses for her misbehaviors. her misdeeds are infamous; royalty speaks of her in astounded tones. is she a relative? An off-blanket cousin? Or character of means unknown? no one remembers when she first appeared or where she derived from. her confidence level marches around rooms in steel toed marching boots. she has the attitude of a brigadier general, and we peons fall into place. reveling in her self-assurance. Waiting for our next instruction. she is my honorary auntie, but even grandma fears her.