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Heavyweight

There’s a speak your weight machine in Leeds
It’s instructions for use are a breeze
I thought it was neat
Got on in bare feet
It said one at a time if you please

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Lindsay Laurie

November 7, 2021 at 4:13 PM

Hello Terry ... does the machine still work? It deserves a good belting - funny limerick Terry - Lindsay

Gershon Wolf

November 6, 2021 at 8:08 PM

Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha! :) gw

Ilene Bauer

November 6, 2021 at 1:12 PM

ha! you've worked this little joke into your poem quite brilliantly, terry! i enjoyed...

Terry Flood

November 6, 2021 at 3:42 PM

Can never be sure which old jokes did the rounds on both sides of the Atlantic. Glad you enjoyed. Terry

Tom Cunningham

November 6, 2021 at 3:07 AM

Lol, been nothing else to do in lockdown but eat Tom

Terry Flood

November 6, 2021 at 8:22 AM

I enjoy a couple of tins while souping or tv-ing, but that gives me the munchies. Laid off those couple of tins for a few months now… no munchies… two stone gone…. Gotta stop now… as soon as I go below fourteen stone I look like a skeleton. Cheers Tom. Terry