Heaven's Golden Throne
Have you considered, even once
Heaven’s golden throne?
Not the one that God sits on,
The one you use to go.
I think it must be gilded gold
With seat so pillowy soft
That angels sing when you are done
As Heavenly odors waft
There is no need to spray with Glade
Or sneak out once you’re done
For when you poop in Heaven,
Bad odors are undone.
And when you pee, of course, it’s gold
For what else would it be?
It’s used to color rainbows
For all below to see.
When you flush your waste is mixed
In very special vats
To form the colors of rainbows
That light up habitats
Who knew that when you used the loo
In heaven every day
You were creating rainbows
To light your loved ones’ day?
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