Heavenly Bliss

Heavenly bliss

Shawn and Shauna fell deeply in love
And were on their way to be wed
When a car, on that day, took their lives straight away
As both of their bodies, lie dead

But their spirits were both drawn to heaven
As they stood, in front of the gates
Saint Peter was there, at the top of the stairs
When Shawn hollered loudly  “Just Wait"

Now Peter looked puzzled, at Shawn
And said "This is no time to tarry "
Shawn spoke again, and refused to go in
Without being properly married

Saint Peter replied very softly 
"We don't do that kind of thing here
But if you're willing to wait, 
“I’ll see if I can, get it cleared”

Three months went by, while they waited
Saint Peter, show up with a Priest
"I know it was slow, But I want you to know
You’ll be married Forever at least"

As the wedding was getting started
Shawn asked a question, with doubt
What happens here in heaven  
“If this marriage just doesn’t work out”

A silent filled up the heavens
Saint Peter, was shaking his head
And once he regained his composure
This is what Saint Peter said
 
“It took Three Months to find a Priest
In this Heavenly Foyer
How long do you think, I’ll take for me
To Find You a Lawyer up Here ?”

Copyright © | Year Posted 2014



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Date: 8/24/2014 7:01:00 PM
Sheer delight, and entertaining to the 9th degree. And as for the punch line, exquisite! Paul
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Date: 8/6/2014 4:57:00 PM
This is a funny one, Jerry, of this heavenly problem that Saint Peter must face. Had fun reading this one, my friend.... Robert.
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Date: 8/6/2014 8:28:00 AM
Thoughtful n touchy one Jerry! Hv a blessed day!
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