Jerry T Curtis Poet Rhyme

Hear No Evil

This Is Inspired by the joke posted by
"The Incomparable Mystic Rose."
She is a MUST read for All Souper's
Love that sense of humor Rose and Thanks


Mrs. McGuire concerned as she was
Always the proper lass
Went to see Dr. McGee
Hoping to stop passing gas
She explained, it always was silent
and odorless she was quite sure
In fact, she had passed gas
Several times since she came through his door
McGee scratched his head and then nodded
Then handed her, a bottles of pills
Take these and come back in a week
For now this will handle your ills
When McGuire returned to the Doctor's
And ask what was wrong with the pills
For although her gas was still silent
It stunk as high as the hills
McGee looked up at her sternly
But his voice was soft and endearing
Now that we've cleared up your sinus
We will go to work on your hearing

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Lindsay Laurie March 17, 2015 at 6:19 PM Good one Jerry... Got a good old cackle out of this true story. Thanks mate - Lindsay Jerry T Curtis March 18, 2015 at 5:57 AM Glad you like it Mate

Jan Allison March 17, 2015 at 5:37 PM I read Vienna's post and this too very humourous:-) Hugs Jan xx Jan Allison March 17, 2015 at 5:48 PM I can't believe that Jerry ... you have a brilliant imagination - i feel jaded and lack lustre at the moment - maybe its the weather:-( Hugs jan xx Jerry T Curtis March 17, 2015 at 5:46 PM If it wasn't for Her, I think I would have run out of things to write about---Thanks Jan