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Hear No Evil

This Is Inspired by the joke posted by "The Incomparable Mystic Rose." She is a MUST read for All Souper's Love that sense of humor Rose and Thanks Mrs. McGuire concerned as she was Always the proper lass Went to see Dr. McGee Hoping to stop passing gas She explained, it always was silent and odorless she was quite sure In fact, she had passed gas Several times since she came through his door McGee scratched his head and then nodded Then handed her, a bottles of pills Take these and come back in a week For now this will handle your ills When McGuire returned to the Doctor's And ask what was wrong with the pills For although her gas was still silent It stunk as high as the hills McGee looked up at her sternly But his voice was soft and endearing Now that we've cleared up your sinus We will go to work on your hearing

Copyright © | Year Posted 2015




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Date: 3/17/2015 6:19:00 PM
Good one Jerry... Got a good old cackle out of this true story. Thanks mate - Lindsay
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Jerry T Curtis
Date: 3/18/2015 5:57:00 AM
Glad you like it Mate
Date: 3/17/2015 5:37:00 PM
I read Vienna's post and this too very humourous:-) Hugs Jan xx
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Jan Allison
Date: 3/17/2015 5:48:00 PM
I can't believe that Jerry ... you have a brilliant imagination - i feel jaded and lack lustre at the moment - maybe its the weather:-( Hugs jan xx
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Jerry T Curtis
Date: 3/17/2015 5:46:00 PM
If it wasn't for Her, I think I would have run out of things to write about---Thanks Jan

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