Headline News-North Pole-Humor
- HEADLINE NEWS -
NORTH POLE
By:Jim Acosta
CNN
Mrs Claus said something so obscene is Santa's ear!
He turned beet red and said, "Look up, lovely wife
at the winter skies, wifey, my dear!"
Up, she did look, and he gave her a vaccine as a surprise.
Being an avid, known vaccine hater,
She despised how he had baited her!
The elves came out,to get the lovely couple calmed down.
After all, Christmas could not start with neither an argument
nor a frown!
The concerned elves made some strong eggnog, extra loaded
with the strongesst rum..
The Clauses soon mellowed out!
For a hug, a dance and then some~~~
Santa got off, on time,without a hitch!
All children got their wishes and toys!
So very blessed, and our world was so joyfully enriched!
12-23-2020
MERRY. CHRISTMAS
***PANAGIOTA AND FAMILY***
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