Joseph May Poet Limerick

He Didn'T Get the Message- Collaboration

There once was a fellow named Ted
 Who recently in church got wed
 His wife was in the mood
  Laying there in the nude
 But he was texting friends instead!

 He was sending text after text
  His new wife was feeling quite vexed
  'I'm after your bone - 
  now get off your phone ....
  Or I'll leave if I'm under sexed!
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A collaboration with Jan Allison.

Both Poems inspired by 'And Nothing Else Matters' By Andrea Dietrich
1st May 2016

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Andrea Dietrich May 1, 2016 at 9:34 AM I LOVE IT even more now. You seem to have made the lines more consistent and Jan's adds to the humor. FAVE!! Joseph May May 1, 2016 at 10:53 AM Thanks Andrea...It was Jan who helped me make the lines more consistent, she did a great job...

Andrea Dietrich April 30, 2016 at 9:41 AM hahaha. So glad to see this great limerick was inspired by my poem!! Joseph May April 30, 2016 at 10:30 AM Thanks for the inspiration Andrea....hugs

Jan Allison April 30, 2016 at 8:26 AM ha ha ha how hilarious Joseph:-) hugs jan xx Joseph May April 30, 2016 at 10:28 AM Thank you Jan...