Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas

Loud discussions never categorized as arguments Spoken at a register unheard of on most days Come to fruition here All that is said falling between a purple unicorn and a 4.2 on the Richter scale Either niceties to the point of unbelievability Or disaster to the point of collapsibility Exchanging highly charged words packaged inside cheerful familial wrappings The unspoken tradition lives on Merry Christmas