Have you seen the boobie

Have you seen the boobie? Asked Copper Mike to Steve McLiss. Steve was horrified. Just one? What kind of woman is this? Not a woman, but a platypus-look-alike, said instigator Mike. She’s down by the red hibiscus cottage, want to take a hike? They marched down the path, Steve, all excited ready to see One boobie, and yet, he saw not one, but three. And they were blue-footed boobys, not a boobie at all. He stalked back to his barracks angry, right before mess call.