Harsh My Mellow

Everyone is so uptight.
I just came to drink and they all wanna fight.
Some sixfoot seven pissed off dude.
Just blacked my eye.
Cause his girlfriend just happened to be in the mood.

Got thrown in jail after I eat some special brownies
and decided to go to the library naked to read othello.
Cops tazed me twice.
Why does everyone have to harsh my mellow.

They wont let me return to the local bar.
Just cause last week I crashed into it with my car.
Everybody thinks I should hang it up but Im no quitter.
Just cause I misplaced a couple of kids.
In my last foray as beng a babysitter.


I swear to tell the truth eventhough Im a liar.
How was I to know the gas grill in the living room
would catch the house on fire.

Im a crook a drunk and a liar but other than that im a
nice fellow.
Just cause i enjoy a few cocktails while driving the school bus.
Why does everyone think they gotta 
harsh my mellow

Copyright © | Year Posted 2009



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Date: 4/23/2009 7:21:00 AM
well this goes into I wish Debbie DIDN'T think it was funny. I'm in a funny mood today try the Bag O Candy! & if you haven't heard Alice's Resturant I know you'd love it..it's a song!
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Date: 4/22/2009 2:29:00 PM
I dont know why but this just amazing me at how good you are..i abslutly love it!:) AMAZING!!!!!!!
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Date: 4/22/2009 1:24:00 PM
This is wildly funny, John! LOVE IT!!! Going into my faves. Haven't had a laugh like this in quite a while!
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Date: 4/22/2009 11:29:00 AM
great i actually got a laugh today, thanks for the great write!!!
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Date: 4/21/2009 10:22:00 PM
lol-yhis made me laugh and i can"t stop my friend,you re sending me to work in a good mood-going to the library naked to read othello;-)you re a crook a drunk and a liar?;-)ow myyyyy-but you re a ncie fellow is written here-that"s good-give us more of these poems,they re icing on the cake-charma
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Date: 4/21/2009 12:52:00 PM
hahahaha lol love it
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