Harder To Take Bush From Salman

Easier from a bush to take a man Than from a man to take the bush Cos bush sinks DNA into Salman Making removal hard to push In settings where Salman regresses to type Despite apparent education Acquired with much hype With fanfare and pomp across the nation That progress for Salman lauds At the earliest opportunity That Salman plods In dignity to infinity But Salman music plays at full blast In the middle of the night Leaving neighbours flabbergasted and aghast That Salman after all not enough light Has assimilated despite speaking long English Donning designer suits Behaving Scottish His feet brandishing slick boots Expensive in taste and quality Flashed in prominence Both in versatility and quantity Claiming a share of impertinence Salman wears on designer shirts From Italy and England As with an unbearing accent Salman blurts Nonsense that irritates the linguistic gland A connoisseur possesses By virtue of humility Salman never stresses To drown his ladida attitude in ubris humidity That makes the mind boggle At the misconception Salman features In his struggle To match characters from lofty literatures Salman emulates Aping wrong manners When Salman In his own works throws spanners.