Hardball

I cannot stand playing hard ball, I'm a softball girl, ya know, Hard ball is for men, I could get hurt by the balls they throw, I would be too nervous to run to the base for fear that I would get hit, Please God, put me back on the bleachers, it's too late..I know I cant sit, Why couldn't I've been a cheerleader waving my pom poms in the air, I wouldn't have to slide into home base and get dirt in my nails and hair, Why was I built like a line backer, I get pats on the back from the guys, They can't even see the sensitivity, the uniform is the disguise, All they see is another player, my hair tucked under my hat, If I tried to make the cheerleader squad I know I'm not cut out for that,