Happy Valentine's Day Honey

"Roses are red, I want you in our bed." "Violets are blue, you can do anything to me that you want to, and anything you want from me I'll do to you too." On Valentine's Day I was very super bad. I gave her what appeared to be nothing more than a brown paper bag. I'll never forget her look of disappointment, she looked so sad. Stacked high inside of it, from the bottom to the top, were individual Happy Valentine's Day messages, and with each individual Valentine's Day message read, the lower you go, the more romantic, but more important, dirtier they'd get. We had an evening that to this very day we still can't forget. We had to burn the sheets after we broke the bed.