The Whiskey Taster’s Flavor Guide

Happy Valentine's Day Honey

"Roses are red,
I want you in our bed."

"Violets are blue,
you can do anything to me that you want to,
and anything you want from me I'll do to you too."

On Valentine's Day I was very super bad.
I gave her what appeared to be nothing more than a brown paper bag.
I'll never forget her look of disappointment, she looked so sad.
Stacked high inside of it,
from the bottom to the top,
were individual Happy Valentine's Day messages,
and with each individual Valentine's Day message read,
the lower you go, the more romantic, but more important, dirtier they'd get.
We had an evening that to this very day we still can't forget.
We had to burn the sheets after we broke the bed.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2020

Poem

Post Comments

Poetrysoup is an environment of encouragement and growth so only provide specific positive comments that indicate what you appreciate about the poem. Negative comments will result your account being banned.

Please Login to post a comment

Be the first to comment on this poem. Encourage this poet.

Get a Premium Membership
Turn off ads, get more exposure for your poetry, and get more features with a Premium Membership.
The Whiskey Taster’s Flavor Guide
Book: Diverse Voices: The Poetry of Human Rights and the Pursuit of Peace