Happy Jack's Beard

Had a beard since nineteen sixty-two Hate to think what's underneath Might even be a family of boat people Maybe an old Christmas wreath Heard that it's even very possible For animals to flourish and survive In the depth of my hairy countenance Where they multiply and thrive But I haven't felt any movement lately Though sometimes I feel a twinge Perhaps whatever is living in there May have gone on a drunken binge Bottom line is I'll still have this beard When they lower me into the ground Don't dare shave for fear little beasties Will leap out and scurry around
Copyright © | Year Posted 2019

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Pigeon Tart Avatar
August 7, 2019 at 8:09 AM
LOL! I wonder what's living in my sparse forest. ;D, xomo!
Ellison Avatar
August 7, 2019 at 8:35 AM
LOL LOL My boat people are extremely friendly and are nicer than many people I know!!! BTW I wish we were next-door neighbors!!! I'd invite you in for tea every day! Love from T.O. XOXOX
Cunningham Avatar
August 7, 2019 at 7:38 AM
62 wow, good job you trimmed it because you might have tripped over it.
Ellison Avatar
August 7, 2019 at 7:47 AM
I trim it regularly to maintain my sexy image! Tough time keeping the young fillies at bay!!!
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