Hank Hill's Dilemma

I sell propane and propane accessories and my name is Hank Hill. I took Ladybird to the veterinarian today and I may have to kill. That vet is scum and he's a creep. He wants to put Ladybird to sleep. He wants to put her to sleep because of old age. I'll kill him if he tries to do it, I am truly enraged. I love Ladybird and when everything is said and done, That dog means the world to me, I'd rather lose my son. He has arrived at my house, he is making a house call. I won't allow him to kill my dog, I won't allow it at all. I've jumped on my mower and I mowed over his feet. He is calling 911 and soon I'll be arrested by the heat. I'm going to have to make a run for it in my truck. But the damn thing won't start, I sure am out of luck. I'm making a break for it and I'm running as fast as my legs will go. If I steal a car, I wonder if I can make it to Mexico. I just carjacked a man but his car is a Geo and it won't go fast enough. The cops could keep up with me on foot and now I'm wearing handcuffs. Just the thought of putting my dog to sleep has caused me to come unhinged. If ladybird is euthanized, I'll break out of jail and I'll be coming to get revenge.