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Hanging Out

There’s a new style of gown That’s begun to hold sway In which boobs of all sizes Are there on display. I’m not talking of cleavage, Attractive and chic, Where the bosom’s tucked in And you just get a peek. No, the styles I refer to Are cut to provide Full exposures of breasts. (Just the nipples can hide.) So you stare and you wonder, Since bras are in doubt, What will happen if one Or the other pops out. Such a wardrobe malfunction Would cause lips to purse But the way these gowns look It would not be much worse. *inspired by the Academy Awards

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Date: 4/5/2022 11:45:00 AM
"What will happen if one Or the other pops out." - nothing; no one would notice any more.
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Date: 3/30/2022 6:07:00 PM
And here I thought I'd be able to read about my belly hanging out. lol.
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Date: 3/29/2022 11:01:00 PM
haha LOL Jug humor gives me away every time...LOL Trevor
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Date: 3/29/2022 11:18:00 AM
Love your title! I did not see the Academy Awards, but women should rest assured I am ALWAYS willing to lend a hand to a bosom in need! Aloha!
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Date: 3/29/2022 7:26:00 AM
Lol, they seem to get skimpier every year. Tom
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