Hang and Nang

There once was a woman named Hang.
She frankly could not have given a dang.
She fought and she bit.
She slapped, and she hit.
This angry old woman named Hang.

There once was a gentleman named Nang.
His bark was much worse than his stang.
He punched and he slapped.
He pinched and he napped.
This angry old man name of Nang.

There once was a carnival in the town.
It had rides, a hot air balloon, and a clown.
Cotton candy galore,
Trick dogs, and a store
This carnival completed the town.

Hang wanted to ride the roller coaster,
She jumped into a seat next to an oldster, 
They fought and they bit
They pinched a big fit,
This cute old couple named Mr. and Mrs. Nang Polster.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2018

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Kamoonpuri Avatar
May 7, 2018 at 12:33 PM
A funtastic Limerick that makes us giggle. Pinching slapping couple gosh. I tink I have seen some like them long ago. Thumbs up. , Pleez do write your thoughts/comment on my newest poem if u can relate and all.
Krutsinger Avatar
May 7, 2018 at 8:12 PM
I had a lot of fun writing this, so I'm glad one person read it! Thank you for your comment. I am going to your poem right now.
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