Handsome Man Cometh

Ladies, ladies Please beware A handsome man cometh Feel free to stare Thank God for my creation His greatest, one yet Every eye on me No less do I expect I’m good-looking I know I take it all In stride When I step Before I the girlies Make them all come alive It’s a fact In fact, My boyish charm Never does any harm To tell the truth They can’t resist The estrogen flies, Through the roof Engaging in visual bliss Because I’m handsome Good-looking A sight to see All the ladies, want me But most are left to dream See I’m smooth Suave So debonair You can’t put me in a room And just leave me there Like a display in a mall I’ll get mauled I’m a masterpiece Picasso in human flesh That’s why it’s frequent That I’m undressed With women’s eyes I guess it comes with the territory Sometimes it’s Sherry Sometimes it’s Mary It always varies Well ladies You can look But don’t touch No need to use your hands Please preserve The handsome man