Hand Over the Dough

Hand Over the Dough By Elton Camp Just recently over in Cape Cod, A robbery turned out very odd Into Dunkin’ Donuts with knives Men threatened employee lives A paper bag the robbers took away Thinking it filled with store’s pay Their wisdom it’s easy to chide They didn’t bother to look inside But when they saw what they got It put them into a very foolish spot For when the truth was then told It was a bag of donuts they stole Now as they are waiting for a trial The employees all wink and smile