Halloween Warning

I knew an old woman
Who flew round the Moon
Wore a tall    pointed hat
And rode on a broom

She dressed all in black
Wore arrow-tipped shoes
Had a nose like a hook
Smelled always of booze

The kids on my block
And kids there were many
Thought her eccentric
Called her "Dear Granny"

One Halloween night
I remember the year
She counselled me  "Boy
They've plenty to fear

I love little kids
Little kids are life's breath
But on All Saint's Night
I love them to DEATH"!

When I heard her words
I ran like the wind
Yelling!        Telling
My friends to stay in!

"You've heard of a witch
Who flies round the Moon
Wears a tall    pointed hat
And rides on a broom

Is dressed all in black
Wears arrow-tipped shoes
Has a nose like a hook
Smells always of booze?

It's GRANNY    DEAR GRANNY!
I'm talking about
She's flying tonight
So all    WATCH OUT!"
Copyright © | Year Posted 2008

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May 5, 2013 at 7:25 AM
Good morning, Daver, Congratulations with your Featured Poem of the week :-) Take care, and enjoy your wonderful day. Always & Forever! **LINDA**
King'Ori Avatar
May 2, 2013 at 2:34 AM
Wow now thats granny...cool n calm yet scary n funny..
Dietrich Avatar
May 28, 2010 at 2:27 PM
very fun one, Daver. It's very close to perfect on the iambic too! I think that Polishing stones poem is somewhere in my first pages here at Soup! LUv, andrea
Goff Avatar
April 26, 2009 at 5:40 PM
daver, love fun-scary poems! if time, please read my poem "ol' ben boe' Jim
Golden Avatar
February 15, 2009 at 3:47 PM
Brought me right back to my childhood days! This is exactly the kind of witch which I feared! Well done!Donna
Matheny Avatar
November 12, 2008 at 3:36 AM
I like the fact that it's about witch's that you're talking about. . . ;)
Spence Sr Avatar
October 11, 2008 at 7:36 PM
I hope granny driver's license is updated or we all might be in trouble if we don't shout lookout. I like the humor in this piece. The rhyming pattern also gives the piece a special spark for Halloween. Great job! ~Joseph
Degenhardt Avatar
October 9, 2008 at 6:11 AM
Thisis great! Love the halloween horror and the subtle humor of this. The flow and rhyme are absolutely perfect. Michael
Winter Avatar
October 8, 2008 at 4:40 AM
Ha ha! I knew you'd be great for a few of these! So much fun to read and so in the spirit of this fun holiday! Love it! Love, Shar
Jordan Avatar
October 7, 2008 at 5:02 PM
What a wonderful Halloween tale - I truly enjoyed the read - Reckon I'm just a 47 year old kid - God Bless
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