Halloween Warning

I knew an old woman Who flew round the Moon Wore a tall pointed hat And rode on a broom She dressed all in black Wore arrow-tipped shoes Had a nose like a hook Smelled always of booze The kids on my block And kids there were many Thought her eccentric Called her "Dear Granny" One Halloween night I remember the year She counselled me "Boy They've plenty to fear I love little kids Little kids are life's breath But on All Saint's Night I love them to DEATH"! When I heard her words I ran like the wind Yelling! Telling My friends to stay in! "You've heard of a witch Who flies round the Moon Wears a tall pointed hat And rides on a broom Is dressed all in black Wears arrow-tipped shoes Has a nose like a hook Smells always of booze? It's GRANNY DEAR GRANNY! I'm talking about She's flying tonight So all WATCH OUT!"