Halloween - Uk

[In the UK, Halloween was, by and large, overlooked or
ignored… until E.T. came to town. Then it went bonkers!]

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Back in the day the dead didn’t cry
Around about then the dead didn’t sigh
Nobody knew that the dead could be sly
In those days October just kinda passed by

It used to be so that the one reason why
A pumpkin was grown would be (yum?) pumpkin pie
And if there were bats that were passing on by
They were four inches long and were up in the sky

The sheets on the line would remain until dry
With no cut out eyes or enshrouding some guy
Cadavers would lie where cadavers should lie
And it was the norm to lay down when you die

This Halloween custom, we gave it a try
After the bicycles flew upon high
It’s now here to stay and do you know why
It’s all cos of ET and that Spielberg guy
Copyright © | Year Posted 2021

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Hankins Avatar
October 29, 2021 at 11:46 AM
Fun. I didn't know any of this, Terry, so you enlightened us on Halloween in the U.K.
Flood Avatar
October 29, 2021 at 1:10 PM
Truth be, that Halloween is an ancient ‘festival’ (probably pagan) in Britain, but to the average man in the street it would pass with little or no ado. E.T. Was like someone flicked a switch. Thanks Milt. Terry
Cunningham Avatar
October 29, 2021 at 1:01 AM
Good one Terry, we seem to import a lot into the UK, funny we don't have thanksgiving, oh yeah, government would have to give folks a day off. Tom
Flood Avatar
October 29, 2021 at 1:14 AM
My brother’s just returned to Florida… I wish I could import some of their weather. I’ve got a woodshed door to paint. Looked out this morning… yeehah… dry and mild… literally, just grabbed a brush… and the heavens opened. TYPICAL! Have a great weekend, Tom
Allison Avatar
October 28, 2021 at 4:43 PM
good one Terry:-) hugs jan xx
Flood Avatar
October 28, 2021 at 4:50 PM
Thanks, Jan. Written for Caren’s contest but preferred my other effort. Terry
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