James Horn Poet Couplet

Half Mast

With a weak bladder had taken a chance



Ended up wetting in my precious pants



When over the side something is passed



Would you possibly do it at half mast.



 



I sure could tell from the very start



Half-mast was performed by  bottom part



Sometimes may think you are a clown



And end up doing it all upside down.



 



Then on ship decided to have a mast



To see how many over side had passed



Certainly never a onesy but only a twosy



Because if a twosy it would be a dozy.

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M. L. Kiser August 7, 2014 at 4:35 PM HA HA! That really cracked me up. James Horn August 7, 2014 at 5:14 PM I am having so much fun writing poetry and I am glad everyone is enjoying at least some of my poems. So you are another MLK. Interesting. It is really initials used to please a man which stands for Mad to Look Like a King so they ended up naming him that. No one knows that but me because I just came up with it. Jim Horn PS. And may the poems proceed on.