Half Baked Sinner

(my lyrics for a country song, but with no music yet.)

Well, my momma -bless her soul - she brought me up good.
She taught me all she knew and she taught me what she should,
She took me to a church and she made me knock on wood.
Still, Honey, I’m a half-baked sinner.

‘Cause I’m sittin’ here and thinkin’ that you’re look’in mighty fine.
You set my heart to pound’in and I’d like to make you mine.
But I’m such a careful gal though I walk a thin line,
Yeah,  Honey, I’m a half-baked sinner.

 Chorus:
Oh, a half-baked sinner; that’s all I am.
Stuck here in the middle of “Nowhere Land.”
A half-baked sinner, I’m God’s little joke,
but I still have my spirit ‘cause I’m only half-broke!

Well, I’m contemplatin’ things with you I’m not supposed to do.
If I’m halfway to Hell, they’ll put me all the way through!
But I’m only HALF-stupid - unlucky for you!
Yes, Honey, I’m a half-baked sinner.

Yes, I know you’ve got your pride,  but listen,  so do I.
I might not tell the truth, but I sure don’t tell no lie!
And I never will give in, for if you ask me why,
It’s because I’m just a half-baked sinner.

Repeat Chorus:
Oh, a half-baked sinner; that’s all I am.
Stuck here in the middle of “Nowhere Land.”
A half-baked sinner, I’m God’s little joke
but I still have my spirit ‘cause I’m only half-broke!

Copyright © | Year Posted 2011



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Date: 8/27/2025 6:50:00 PM
This is great. I could hear it in my head, twang and all. Hey good lookin' watcha got cookin' - country music has come a long, long way. CayCay
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Date: 6/4/2014 10:20:00 AM
Dear Andrea, Just read your, Half Baked Sinner. My God girl, these are great lyrics. You certainly have a way with words. I sang right through that one. Robert.
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Date: 7/18/2013 10:49:00 PM
Andrea, Anne, has nice taste ..... congrats with your Song Lyrics entry... love~ SKAT
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Date: 7/16/2013 11:53:00 AM
Time to hit the road. Are you going to Nashville? Good song...Definitely country
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Date: 7/15/2013 9:58:00 PM
Reads like a country song to me! This is really cute, Andrea. Congrats on your 1st place win! Love, Kim
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Date: 7/15/2013 10:17:00 AM
Hi, my dear friend Andrea! This is really an excellent poem & song. You're not only a great poet but a great song writer as well. I love it so much. A perfect 1 that deserves to be the grandwinner. I'll fave it. Thank you so much! Thanks a lot as well for your visit on my poems, the inspiring comments. I'm so sorry if I come only now. I was w/ my cousin (who's surv. fr. breast cancer) this wkend. I spent time with her. BIG CONGRATS ON YOU SUPER WIN! BIG HUGS! love lots always, Leonora
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Date: 7/15/2013 9:48:00 AM
Such talent Andrea. Enjoyed the Lyric. Congratulations on your superb win. Warm Smiles, Connie
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Date: 7/14/2013 5:47:00 PM
enjoyed your winning poem, in the lyric poem contest.... always *LINDA*
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Date: 7/14/2013 3:43:00 PM
Awesome lyric, Andrea. Congratulation on your superb win! :))
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Date: 7/14/2013 11:58:00 AM
Wow... you have such talent and creativity. I sung it in my head to some square dance tune (as I read through) Excellent humor and wit. "Half-baked-sinner" perfect symbol for the character you created. Congratulations on your well deserved win :)
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Date: 7/14/2013 11:44:00 AM
A great congrats on your superb win, my lovely friend. Loved always, bl
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Date: 7/14/2013 7:33:00 AM
Oh Andrea....#1best seller! Loved it from beginning to end...awesome job!
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Date: 7/14/2013 4:12:00 AM
Hi andrea....Excellent!!!,,, congratulations, I love the lyrics to this song:0) <3~cherie~
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Date: 7/14/2013 1:37:00 AM
wonderful... congratulations on your well deserved first place.
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Date: 7/14/2013 12:29:00 AM
Way to go Andrea, my toes are a tappin.
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Date: 5/12/2013 1:05:00 AM
And faved! -Red
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Date: 5/12/2013 1:04:00 AM
Absolutely love it! A brilliant lyric. Must be any number of Country gals who'd revel in this. "A half-baked sinner, I’m God’s little joke but I still have my spirit ‘cause I’m only half-broke!" Wonderful.-Red
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Date: 11/5/2011 9:43:00 PM
This is a damn good country song....And I don't wanna hear about you and not having a portal! You have a vocabulary that is second to NONE. You write a ton. You are good! REAL good. If you have not tried this already...I urge you to write a poem without thought whatsoever. Randomly write words as fast as you can with or without emotion. I know Elton John does not plan or think of every key he hits on the ole' Steinway or Baldwin. Just let it go like a good bowel movement. Sorry :)
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Date: 7/14/2013 1:40:00 AM
really?
Date: 5/25/2011 3:51:00 AM
Made me feel like gittin out the gitfiddle ! haha. Sure sounds like a country song. Congrats on your win Andrea. I remember listening to Paul Harvey news years ago when he used to have a section on the most unique finds in titles for published country songs. The following title stayed with me. Let me share it with you. "Don't Cry Down Ma Back Baby, You'll Rust Ma Spurs" : )
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Date: 5/25/2011 1:45:00 AM
Congrats on your win in Paula's contest!
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Date: 5/23/2011 3:50:00 PM
Congrats on your fine win, my friend:)
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Date: 5/23/2011 3:03:00 PM
very nicely done congrats on your win cory
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Date: 5/23/2011 2:26:00 PM
Dear Andrea- Didn't know you were a song writer, did u? Congrats on this clever and fun song!! Gwendolen
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Date: 5/23/2011 2:02:00 PM
Congratulations on the win in the contest of paula, Andrea
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Date: 5/23/2011 1:26:00 PM
Really cute song Andrea. It would be fun to hear all of these set to music. Congratulations on your win. Love, Joyce
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