Hail Cheeser - For Cheese Contest

Marmite, was somebody having a joke
And hot vindaloo is a pig in a poke
And serve me up soup that is runny and thin
It’s soup down the sink and the tin in the bin

I kinda like eggs gathered when newly laid
They're great in an omelette if properly made
But then there’s Welsh Rarebit, a dish sure to please
And these both explain the existence of cheese

But how did the tale of cheese ever unfold
Someone thought milk would taste good turned to mould
So they sat back and let the milk get warm and old
And presto, we’ve got ourselves food that is gold

There’s cheese that is mild and cheese that is strong
And cheese that will near knock you out with its pong 
It’s devoured with gusto from Hull to Hong Kong
And seventeen trillion mice can’t be wrong

Lycra clad folk say you’ll get fat and ill
As they struggle to cycle their bikes up the hill
But cock a deaf ear as they preach their dislike
There’s more mice than people and none ride a bike


17 November 2018
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Roper Avatar
November 23, 2018 at 7:30 PM
Terry, enjoyed reading,,,congratulations on your win
Flood Avatar
November 24, 2018 at 2:17 AM
Thanks, Eve
Nicole Avatar
November 22, 2018 at 6:06 PM
Yes!! "we’ve got ourselves food that is gold" I completely agree, and soooo yummy too. Your thoughts made me smile. This is cute, clever and creative. Congratulations Terry, on this win. :) Brandy
Flood Avatar
November 23, 2018 at 2:24 AM
Thanks Brandy... a poem about curdled milk... Cute? Hmmm... whatever floats one’s boat. Seriously, thanks again.
Allison Avatar
November 22, 2018 at 5:33 PM
very witty Terry and I love the word play in the title:-) hugs Jan xx
Flood Avatar
November 22, 2018 at 5:36 PM
Thanks Jan, scratched my head for a while, seeking a title. Then the light bulb came on. Thanks again
Gauthier Avatar
November 22, 2018 at 2:25 PM
Congrats on your podium finish, Terry. Well penned.
Flood Avatar
November 22, 2018 at 2:29 PM
Thanks, I Line, promise not to let success go to my head
Stebbings Avatar
November 22, 2018 at 5:41 AM
Congratulations on your win Terry. I like the humor in this piece. // Barry
Flood Avatar
November 22, 2018 at 1:21 PM
Thanks, Barry
Laurie Avatar
November 17, 2018 at 5:53 PM
G'day Terry … a very entertaining verse Terry. Perhaps that's why us cheese lovers despise mice - jealousy - thanks - Lindsay
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