Haiku Silliness
Looked outside and a
Lavender rhinoceros
Was staring at me
Some call me loopy
That's a compliment to me
Silly people rock
Every time I sneeze
I piddle in me trousers
And poop my knickers
I dress like a bum
Cause I don't care anymore
I'm retired now
Hugging can lead to
Something other than friendship
An enlarged belly
Men shouldn't ever
Go naked in the winter
Stuff just might fall off
What does a Scotsman
Wear under his tartan kilt
Small bits of haggis
Copyright © Jack Ellison | Year Posted 2018
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