Haiku Silliness

Looked outside and a Lavender rhinoceros Was staring at me Some call me loopy That's a compliment to me Silly people rock Every time I sneeze I piddle in me trousers And poop my knickers I dress like a bum Cause I don't care anymore I'm retired now Hugging can lead to Something other than friendship An enlarged belly Men shouldn't ever Go naked in the winter Stuff just might fall off What does a Scotsman Wear under his tartan kilt Small bits of haggis
Copyright © | Year Posted 2018

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De Beaulieu Avatar
May 29, 2018 at 2:25 PM
Hello Jack, I have always wondered what men wore under their kilts. Now i know. Because you told me. I giggled all through this poem. Have a nice day my friend.
De Beaulieu Avatar
May 30, 2018 at 9:36 AM
Your welcome happy Jack,xxxx-oooo. Have a nice day my friend.
Ellison Avatar
May 29, 2018 at 3:57 PM
That's only Scots!!! BTW... loopiness is something I've always strived for!!! Thank you dear sweet Darlene... love Happy Jack XOX
Cunningham Avatar
May 29, 2018 at 12:15 PM
These look like jacksu's lol
Ellison Avatar
May 29, 2018 at 1:20 PM
YUP... LOOPY and damn proud! Life is much simpler! LOL
Pigeon Tart Avatar
May 29, 2018 at 7:58 AM
Giggles galore! Always wondered...
Ellison Avatar
May 29, 2018 at 1:19 PM
Me too!!!
Pigeon Tart Avatar
May 29, 2018 at 8:32 AM
I'm a virgin.
Ellison Avatar
May 29, 2018 at 8:24 AM
Haggis??? Hmmm LOL XOX
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