Haemorrhoids

Haemorrhoids hurt they are not fun
They have a cream to make them numb
From the finest lady to the roughest sailor 
They will pop out without failure 
They are quite literally a pain in the bum.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2026

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Allison Avatar
February 17, 2026 at 10:36 AM
ha ha ha i have done a few poems about piles in my books lol. I agree they are a pain in the butt lol:-) hugs Jan xx
Andrews Avatar
February 17, 2026 at 2:11 PM
Thank you, Jan.
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