Had a Hole In One
Had A Hole in One
St James has a vacant building next door that
used to be a Credit Union but since has closed.
As our church population starts to grow
Vacant building next door could be overflow
Area and could hook up loud speakers to
And hear priest and choir that is true.
Owner of building as deduction start using
Or whatever else he might find amusing
Stop bothering us with behavior being bad
And as tax deduction he can safely add.
Tremendous ideas as usual by me was thought
Up and why would anyone become wrought?
Which is always having to consider the source
What about making it into miniature golf course?
We can have course end up at church door
Where God's handicap will better the score
After service is over and completely done
Will feel like you just had a hole in one.
Ho, Ho, James Thomas Horn, Retired Veteran
Copyright © James Horn | Year Posted 2015
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