Grocery Shopping Gripes

She’d a shopping list in her bag
Long since lost in the mess
But she could remember it vaguely…
Dammit .... she’d just have to guess

She grabbed a trolley out of the garden
It squealed and it see-sawed
No wonder because one of the wheels
Went backward instead of forward

She shot in through the doorway
And breathed a deep breath in
Her total focus needed now
To avoid financial ruin

Starting off with a hiss and a roar
She was soon completely absorbed
At looking at expensive delights
None of which she could afford

So she dillied and she dallied
With choices designed to confuse
She was temporarily suckered in
By an offer to good to refuse

Finally finished, she staggered 
Trolley piled up high and bulging 
To the self-serve checkout queue
She had regrets about indulging

Wearily she scanned her goods
Then let out an almighty groan –
After all that bloody effort
She’d left her visa card at home

Copyright © | Year Posted 2023



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Date: 3/20/2023 4:58:00 AM
BEEN THERE.....JUST LEFT EVERYTHING AND SLYLY SLIPPED AWAY...
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Julie Draper
Date: 3/20/2023 12:06:00 PM
Hahaha... Me too! Thanks John :)
Date: 3/20/2023 12:42:00 AM
Brilliant!! A funny poem. I think most of us at some point have been shopping and found we have left our card at home. Very frustrating.
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Julie Draper
Date: 3/20/2023 1:26:00 AM
Thanks Jeanette :) it pretty much sums up my shopping experiences lol :)
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Julie Draper
Date: 3/20/2023 1:26:00 AM
Thanks Jeanette :) it pretty much sums up my shopping experiences lol :)
Date: 3/20/2023 12:02:00 AM
EXQUISITE? WHAT A PUNCHLINE? SOMETHING NOT UNUSUAL? NICE PENNING yann
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Julie Draper
Date: 3/20/2023 12:13:00 AM
Thanks Yann, much appreciated. I'm pleased you enjoyed it :)
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