Grisly Grizzly Bear

The Brown Grizzly Bear is so called, not for its grizzled hair, grey-tipped but because it is truly grisly, horrible! (Ursus arctos horribilis) This brown bear is gruesome and deplorable. The amber Pizzly Bear is so called, not for its swizzle stick. but because it is a hybrid bear, a Polar-Grizzly cross, (Ursus maritimus × Ursus arctos) The ash-grey Koala Bear is not a bear at all, though it's nice and teddy-bear cuddly. (Phascolarctos cinereus) But the 'arktos' in its genus name, means 'bear'. Its been wrongly named from the start, the 'ashy-grey' pouched bear. So there you have it! Three bears, caught breaking and entering, slagging off the language.