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Grin And Bare It

Sometimes life can get a little rough “Grin And Bear It” Or should that be “Grin and BARE It” Sounds like good advice Grinning and baring it can be a whole lot more fun But make sure your friends have all gone home And the kiddies are tucked away in their beds fast asleep Before you and your mate start prancing around in the nude Doing and saying all those naughty things Like, “nice melons you have there my dear” This starts the whole proceedings She responds with, “nice frontal protrusion!” Immediately, the fun begins and the house starts rockin' All because you, “Grinned And Bared it!” © Jack Ellison 2014

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Date: 12/14/2014 10:28:00 AM
Dragon has new fancy full length jammies with feetsies for Christmas... He keeps dropping the back flap and mooning every body! Silly Dragon is doing it again... Now you got him started... The penguins are following suit! Oh NO! They turned on some music and did a flash mob!!! We'll never be the same again... The finale was we got mooned... by them all... You start sooo much around here... Shame on you!
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Jack Ellison
Date: 12/14/2014 10:34:00 AM
Sooo sorry! I have a flap in the back of my jammies too! I only open it on special occasions! LOL XXX
Date: 12/13/2014 4:24:00 PM
I will grin when I see a full 'moon ' jack and think of you lol:-) hugs jan xxx
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Jack Ellison
Date: 12/13/2014 6:46:00 PM
A full "moon"... LOL Love ya sis!!! XXX
Date: 12/13/2014 6:59:00 AM
I hate to say this, but I love your mind!!! I laughed at -She responds with, “nice frontal protrusion!” Hehehe. You make me smile. Keep up the writin! Always, Laura
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Jack Ellison
Date: 12/13/2014 7:04:00 AM
OOOPS SORRY MY DEAR LAURA! A wee bit naughty, this one, eh!!! As always, your loving words make my day! (BTW what time is it where you are???) Loving huggs, Jack XXX
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Jack Ellison
Date: 12/13/2014 7:00:00 AM
Hello NEIGHBOUR!!! How do you like this winter wonderland!!! Ugh! WOW! "The King of Humour"... thank you, now enjoy your tea!!! Love and hugs, Jack XXX