Grasshopper's Joke

A grasshopper went where a grasshopper shouldn't go. He crawled under my bed clothes and tickled my toe. Then I could feel him crawl up my leg. His actions were funny felt like a peg, opening and closing, probing and pinching, I became nervous my body was flinching. Climbed into to my panties and I let out a yell. Was this really happening who can I tell ? Lucky for me it walked to my tummy. I began to panic and called out to my mummy. Next thing I know it was sitting on my arm. Chose to ignore it if I could just stay calm. Eventually it found its way to my face. At that point I became hysterical wet myself and was in disgrace. Embarrassed I blinked then shut my eye, could feel his body I wanted to die. So he manuvoured himself down from my eye the tears rolled down my cheeks what else could I do but cry. Then he stuck out his feeler gave me a poke, then spoke, "Settle down you silly girl, can't you take a grasshoppers joke ?"