Granny's Tattoos

Having one's person embellished with tattoos is all the rage today.
Used to be that only carousing tars got tattooed in old Mandalay!
They might have an 'anchor' or 'Mother' branded upon their chest,
Their ship's name or a naughty quote of which they were obsessed!

As an inquisitive lad I paid a dime to see tattooed ladies on a dare,
Where they 'bared' their gaudy hides at a carnival or the county fair!
Nowadays, for free I can see 'art' displayed on gals sashaying down the street.
Some are very discreet - others flaunt tatoos most everywhere replete!

Let me hasten to say it's none of my affair - I think they're very brave,
But do they realize they're stuck with the things 'til planted in the grave?
I can hear this question from their grandkids when they become a granny:
"Nana!  What are all those funny pictures doing on your arms and fanny?"

Entry for Carol Eastman's "Humor Contest"
Copyright © | Year Posted 2012

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May 13, 2012 at 8:01 AM
This is def a trend. Would you believe this one made me chuckle? :<) Bob, don't ever quit! I ain't got a tat either.
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April 30, 2012 at 10:10 PM
LOL!! lawdy lawdy! Bob! LOL! ;) "tuit" love,deb
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April 26, 2012 at 2:12 PM
lol.... Hope yours stories never ends, bob. You have a unique way to tell the story...love it. Take care bob. - oxox love Anne-Lise
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April 26, 2012 at 1:14 PM
Hi; I just had to read this one. I feel like you. back in the day, you wouldn't hear of a decent woman or girl having tattoos. If a girl had any - she had to be a bad girl. Now days it's what's in. Whatever will be will be. Good write. Lucilla
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April 25, 2012 at 2:10 PM
Indubitably, if we were meant to be a canvas, would not our material wear more like one? Funny stuff sir, had me laughing at the end, I've oft said that to my wife when we see these young kids with loads of these "artistic" creations. Thanks for sharing.
Thomas Avatar
April 25, 2012 at 8:27 AM
OOps! Sorry, forgot to mention the fast that the BFF was my Aunt. Thanks again.
Thomas Avatar
April 25, 2012 at 8:11 AM
Oh my gosh! How true. This one made me remember an story my BFF told me when she was 88 and I was in my fifties, about a friend of hers. I never knew it was Her story until I her death four years later. I had forgotten. Thank you so much.
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April 24, 2012 at 4:29 PM
Very funny (again)!... Terry
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April 24, 2012 at 4:12 PM
Thank you.. Bob, lol... you see how good i know what I've read through out your poems. I'll never forget the ending... thank you for letting me know... have yourself a wonderful day..pd
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April 24, 2012 at 3:54 PM
Bob H., ha..imagine that going down to the world of Mandalay... i have a question,,, have you written this one before.. I kind of love the ending... hope my grand kids never ask me that one day... thank you for the smile...always..pd
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