Elton Camp Poet Rhyme

Grandmother Is Not Amused

Grandmother Is Not Amused

By Elton Camp

Queen Elizabeth certainly isn't amused
That Prince Harry again stands accused

Although his latest is easier to understand
Than wearing a uniform with Nazi armband

But playing strip billiards isn't nearly as bad
As some of the things done by Harry's dad

Henry the Eighth showed the royals the way
They have followed his example to this day

If the worst he does is all his clothes to doff,
It's likely the public will just laugh it off

But the next time Harry decides to strip
He'll check if a camera his pals did slip

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Anne-Lise Andresen August 23, 2012 at 9:34 AM Elton - Queen Elizabeth ...wow... beautiful lady - nicely poem....:) :) oxox love Anne-Lise :) Elton Camp August 23, 2012 at 10:40 AM I have a high regard for the Queen. She tries as hard as she can to discharge her duty. Her family have made it hard for her. Thanks for reading. Elton

Kim Merryman August 22, 2012 at 8:57 PM I enjoyed reading your humorous poem, Elton. Well done! Love, Kim Elton Camp August 23, 2012 at 6:45 AM Hey Kim, Thanks for your kind comment. Light humor is my favorite type of write. It isn't great literature, but it's fun. Elton

Delysia Hendricks August 22, 2012 at 4:15 PM Hahaha. There's no use for royalty other than as occasional entertainment of a sort anyway. His "Highness" in the buff gives real meaning to the phrase 'royal treat'. Nice one, Elton. :) Elton Camp August 22, 2012 at 5:40 PM Thanks for reading and commenting. I like to write light humor of this type. Elton