Grandmother Is Not Amused

Grandmother Is Not Amused By Elton Camp Queen Elizabeth certainly isn't amused That Prince Harry again stands accused Although his latest is easier to understand Than wearing a uniform with Nazi armband But playing strip billiards isn't nearly as bad As some of the things done by Harry's dad Henry the Eighth showed the royals the way They have followed his example to this day If the worst he does is all his clothes to doff, It's likely the public will just laugh it off But the next time Harry decides to strip He'll check if a camera his pals did slip