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Grandmother Is Not Amused

Grandmother Is Not Amused By Elton Camp Queen Elizabeth certainly isn't amused That Prince Harry again stands accused Although his latest is easier to understand Than wearing a uniform with Nazi armband But playing strip billiards isn't nearly as bad As some of the things done by Harry's dad Henry the Eighth showed the royals the way They have followed his example to this day If the worst he does is all his clothes to doff, It's likely the public will just laugh it off But the next time Harry decides to strip He'll check if a camera his pals did slip

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Anne-Lise Andresen

Date: 8/23/2012 9:34:00 AM

Elton - Queen Elizabeth ...wow... beautiful lady - nicely poem....:) :) oxox love Anne-Lise :)

Elton Camp
Date: 8/23/2012 10:40:00 AM

I have a high regard for the Queen. She tries as hard as she can to discharge her duty. Her family have made it hard for her. Thanks for reading. Elton

Kim Merryman

Date: 8/22/2012 8:57:00 PM

I enjoyed reading your humorous poem, Elton. Well done! Love, Kim

Elton Camp
Date: 8/23/2012 6:45:00 AM

Hey Kim, Thanks for your kind comment. Light humor is my favorite type of write. It isn't great literature, but it's fun. Elton

Delysia Hendricks

Date: 8/22/2012 4:15:00 PM

Hahaha. There's no use for royalty other than as occasional entertainment of a sort anyway. His "Highness" in the buff gives real meaning to the phrase 'royal treat'. Nice one, Elton. :)

Elton Camp
Date: 8/22/2012 5:40:00 PM

Thanks for reading and commenting. I like to write light humor of this type. Elton