Grandmas Sculpture

Grandma’s face on a paper mache’ dog What could be better? Nothing she thought. Her overfed dog looks a bit like a stuffed hog. We could not believe what the sculpture brought. Behind grandma’s back we laughed our petootsies off. In front of her face tears ran, as we tried not to cough. It was the craziest thing I had ever seen, no contest. She left it to me, for I was the one who lied the best.