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Got To Get a New Laptop

Just to let all you folks know that my good old keyboard's kaput Can't f'gure out the reason why but eye (Gershon) can't type the letter eye So for the next few days, an eye or an apostrophe w'll have to do My poems may be sl'ghtly obtuse As Eye make for th's keyboard a noose

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Michael Tor

Date: 5/25/2020 12:33:00 AM

I think, you have come up with a clever way to adapt to a broken keyboard. Almost every four years I have to get a computer for one reason or another. I can relate to your frustration.

Gershon Wolf
Date: 5/25/2020 4:13:00 PM

Necess'ty's the mother of 'nevnt'on, they say! Thanks, M'chael! :) gw

Caren Krutsinger

Date: 5/14/2020 2:04:00 AM

I like the flexibility you are showing here.

Gershon Wolf
Date: 5/14/2020 4:03:00 PM

Thanks. What can I do?! :) gw

Jan Allison

Date: 5/10/2020 12:05:00 PM

ha ha ha eye think ewe kneed a knew won:-) hugs Jan xx

Gershon Wolf
Date: 5/10/2020 1:13:00 PM

Ewe R reyet!! lol. :) gw

Tom Cunningham

Date: 5/10/2020 3:01:00 AM

Poor old Gershon couldnt type eye/ His laptop decided to die / It's had a good run/ But now it's no fun/ So a new one he'll have to buy/

Gershon Wolf
Date: 5/10/2020 1:15:00 PM

Yup. You summar'zed 't perfectly. l hope to have a new computer soon. Thanks, Tom! :) gw

Maureen McGreavy The Insolent Rib

Date: 5/9/2020 11:11:00 PM

LOL! Well you solved that problem with style. Love it. xomo

Gershon Wolf
Date: 5/10/2020 1:17:00 PM

l see that small 'L' works for caps. Now, as for sem;colons. Hmm. Oh, well. Back to apostrophes for when l want to wr'te 'eye.' Thanks!! :) gw

Maureen McGreavy The Insolent Rib
Date: 5/9/2020 11:32:00 PM

Wonder ;f a semi colon would work. 1 have another idea for capitals.

Gershon Wolf
Date: 5/9/2020 11:25:00 PM

You know what?! After play'ng around w'th on-screen keyboards that d'dn't work r'ght and lots of other th'ngs that d'dn't pan out, Eye am k'nd of pleased w'th the result---for now. Th's 's NOT a forever solut'on! Thanks, Maureen! ~ Gershon

Michelle Faulkner

Date: 5/9/2020 11:07:00 PM

Eye have been there (and need a laptop too!) Let me know of any good deals out there-

Gershon Wolf
Date: 5/9/2020 11:23:00 PM

OK. W'll do 'f Eye see one. Thanks, M'chelle! :) gw