Goodbye and Good Riddance Former Ersatz Trumpeting President

Joseph Robinette Biden now commander in chief yay manning ship of state tossing anchors aweigh heavily pierced tattooed donning sheepish pirate(s) at heady roiling waterway fending off trolling rapscallion much more thrilling than watching cabaret January twenty first two thousand twenty one marks his first full day wherein Oval Office finally flushed, ousted, and zapped, whose paternal ancestry begat genealogical linkedin émigré name unknown, nevertheless one Johann Trump born within Bobenheim am Berg, a village in Palatinate, Germany circa 1789 moved to nearby village of Kallstadt where his grandson, Friedrich Trump, the grandfather of Donald Trump, born in 1869 gamboled upon grassy fairway whereby grandson notorious to grandstand and gainsay, but especially renowned windblown coiffure kept intact courtesy "fake" hairspray said product he did fulminate against and inveigh, cuz he envied (as does yours truly) the trademark thatch sported by J.F.K. At long last, a stalwart adept candidate unwittingly saddled with onerous figurative freight COVID-19, homelessness, joblessness sober statistics impossible mission to inflate, whose physique slender and lightweight boot pulleys and levers of power he quite savvily can operate personable and suave demeanor doth resonate allowing, enabling, and providing law and order to materialize, and accomplishments downplayed (unlike previous commander in chief) whose braggadocio would never underrate. Concern still prevails regarding that woman user egging fascistic paramilitary white supremacist ilk twittering as a digital schmoozer hell bent on sowing anarchy, cuz other Democratic contestant did not defeat soured at prospect their man beat (him - who shall not be named again ranks as a sore loser) nevertheless, an oafish shill bruiser. If prognostications allowed me, at bedtime, when a supine American, one garden variety and generic sleepy Joe among madding crowd will experience glee at prospective buoyancy, decency, fraternity, harmony, jollity, levity, nobility, prosperity, serenity, tranquility... wishing no ill will toward former forty sixth president.