Gone With the Pie
I came downstairs and something was wrong
My holiday pie was gone
That pie was big and heavy with with apples, nuts and carmel inside it
It looked so delish I put it in a box to hide it
I had a feeling it was something someone would take
So I substituted a crappy old fruitcake
I put the pie under lock and key
Because that pie is only for me
How can you be so selfish you scream
Sorry I can't hear you while I'm dipping ice cream
Punny Holiday Pie Poetry Contest
Sponsored by: Michelle Faulkner
12/8/18
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