Gone With the Pie

I came downstairs and something was wrong My holiday pie was gone That pie was big and heavy with with apples, nuts and carmel inside it It looked so delish I put it in a box to hide it I had a feeling it was something someone would take So I substituted a crappy old fruitcake I put the pie under lock and key Because that pie is only for me How can you be so selfish you scream Sorry I can't hear you while I'm dipping ice cream Punny Holiday Pie Poetry Contest Sponsored by: Michelle Faulkner 12/8/18