Going Down Under

Typing in a chat room one day I met a chick from Tasmania. She was quite vivacious and gay, (Kylie Minogue, only brainier). I taught her several new terms, but what I said might have shocked her. She asked, "Can computers spread germs? I'd better call the Flying Doctor!" And I said Do you come from a land down under, where women know, and men blunder? Would the sexes survive asunder? I don't know, but it makes me wonder. I said, "I can show you Devon, or even Rome or Paris." You want a stairway to heaven? Sorry -- I'm not Rolf Harris." She said she'd loosen her stays, If I didn't sully her or bully her. She said, "I'm always looking both ways, just like Natalie Imbruglia." And I said Do you come from a land down under, where women crow, and men thunder? Would the sexes survive asunder? I don't know, but it makes me wonder.