God's Pie In the Sky

God's Pie in the Sky Pie tasted so yummy and wouldn't you know Second piece too I really, surely loved so And the more of the pie that I did eat I found out last piece had grown four feet. Last piece walked away through my door And it could never be found any more So my lovely wife and I both together Decided that we would bake another. This was even better than the first one And I ate it all and when I was done A cavity did appear on one tooth; I wasn't happy because this was uncouth. I again never did eat another piece And as days of my life started to increase I did die and went to heaven one day To see God and His pies He had on display. His was surely much better than mine; Now in heaven every time when I dine I ask for God's great pie in the sky; And "YOUR WELCOME" always is His reply. jthorn5656@atmc.net