Tim Ryerson Poet Prose

God Save Us From Improvements -

easy open zip-lock re-sealable bag tear along dotted line no wrong place try a little below dotted line crap well maybe a little above dotted line wrong again you’re not holding your mouth right bite and tear the little bastard s.o.b open ouch try weaponry damn right that did the trick sh-t spilled it all over the freekin floor cut my finger too flip it a bird jump on it stomp and grind with both feet what now get a bandage go back to the store buy two more just in case easy open zip-lock…

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Kathryn Collins December 4, 2013 at 8:52 AM add arthritis to the mix. The spilling is the limit.

Andrea Dietrich November 27, 2013 at 2:05 AM Hey, Tim, just stopping by to wish you a happy turkey day. WE are leaving in the morning. and I shouldn't even be here right now. Should be asleep. ahhaha. At least I am not the one driving tomorrow!! Luv, Andrea

Delysia Hendricks November 26, 2013 at 11:11 PM Hahaha, you silly boy. I love your poem and I love Donna's comment (lol). Miss you. Licia :-)

Jack Horne November 25, 2013 at 3:09 PM LOL, thanks for a chuckle, Tim : )

Funom Makama November 21, 2013 at 8:14 AM What a weird poem. I dunno weda to say its silly or creative. Anyway, it made me chuckle a bit. Thanks for the write.

Debbie Guzzi November 17, 2013 at 6:39 PM You're too silly cher! Thanks for stopping by my verses. Light & Love

Jerry Bolton November 17, 2013 at 9:26 AM HaH! I so relate.

Andrea Dietrich November 17, 2013 at 1:20 AM oh, yes, Tim, this kind of stuff happens to me all the time. GRRRR.

Nette Onclaud November 16, 2013 at 7:28 PM you nailed this tim... what a daily battle with a zip-lock.. great comoc sketch here from your imaginative mind, lol... love it for its extraordinary appeal!..:) huggs

James Marshall Goff November 16, 2013 at 5:23 PM Love "zip-lock" been there! Good on yer! Tim! Jimbo

John Loving Iii November 16, 2013 at 3:03 PM what! Tim Ryerson November 16, 2013 at 3:22 PM Thanks John (I think)

Cherl Dunn November 16, 2013 at 2:45 PM Man this is true I've been here and done this, lol can i relate to this thanks for sharing hope your finger is alright. and also thanks for your comment on my i am his write. cheri

Richard Lamoureux November 16, 2013 at 2:09 PM Ha Ha, I can relate!

Ilene Bauer November 16, 2013 at 1:02 PM ha! yes, i think we've all had this experience. love this poem!

Anne-Lise Andresen November 16, 2013 at 8:49 AM ..... do not like to say it ... but .... men often have 10 thumbs with such things .... - Have a great weekend Tim. - oxox // Anne-Lise :) Anne-Lise Andresen November 16, 2013 at 8:51 AM + Donna :)))))

Donna Jones November 16, 2013 at 6:56 AM That's the darn truth !!! I get even...save myself the aggravation now..get out the scissors..cut the WHOLE sob off and pour into a sandwich bag...take that...shredded cheese!...:-) :-) :-) :-) Delysia Hendricks November 26, 2013 at 11:12 PM lol. Good one, Donna. :)) :))