Janice Canerdy Poet Rhyme

Glop and Mow, By the Makers of Mop and Glo--Really

Do you wish you could stop your grass from growing
	so fast? Use Glop and Mow and you’ll be mowing
	just once every SIX WEEKS. AND your grass will be
	greener and more beautiful than ever. Just wait and see.
	Okay! Use your garden sprayer. Pour in our miracle maker—
	one quart—plus one pint of water--per half acre.
	Mix thoroughly. Spray the lawn evenly. Wait a day.
	Then mow. After five weeks, please take our online survey.
	Be one of the thousands who have given us the chance to say,

			           “TOLD YA SO!!!”

	
Date: March 5, 2018

Contest Title: Advertisement: Sell Something, Make Us Want It

Sponsor: Lewis Raynes

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Line Gauthier March 6, 2018 at 7:23 AM You'll have them lined up for your product for sure. Great marketing skills if poetry doesn't work out for you, Lewis. LOL A bad joke - I made myself laugh, I hope you get a giggle. Sounds like a winning poem to me. Line xx Janice Canerdy March 6, 2018 at 8:49 AM Thanks so much, Line! How many jugs of Glop and Mow can I put you down for!? Janice

Vijay Pandit March 6, 2018 at 7:07 AM I will buy that! A fun advertisement, Janice..enjoyed reading it..best for a win. Janice Canerdy March 6, 2018 at 8:48 AM Thanks SO much, Vijay! How many jugs of Glop and Mow can I put you down for!? Janice

Jan Allison March 6, 2018 at 12:46 AM Absolutely Brilliant Janice! I'm sold ... well my hubby will be as he how's the lawn:-) hugs Jan xx Janice Canerdy March 6, 2018 at 1:36 AM Thank you so much, Jan! Janice