Give Me a Glitz and Glamour

Give me a castle, scepter and crown. Magical power such as the ability to fly, Throw in world peace if you have extra time. Gift me with enthusiasm, joy, and love. A rhinestone tiara, pink feathered boa, And a sexy, gorgeous body to die for. Throw in unity for all nations if you want. Give me a golden throne room and memories of bliss. A glamorous silk robe embroidered with peacocks and purples. Throw in love for fellow man if you have to meet some moral criteria. Gift me a corpulent intimidating twenty-two foot pet dragon With a sense of humor, but the ability to roast my enemy for dinner. If this is not possible, bring me something shiny that you would bring to a crow. Suggestions: rhinestones, polished glass, aluminum foil, chrome, a door knob.