Joseph May Poet Limerick

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Gifts Express

Rudolph no more has a nose with a glow
 No longer down chimneys Santa will go
 Kids do not look for a sleigh
 Just a truck to come their way
 Cause Santa now drives a truck don't you know!

 11-18-19
 Holiday Themed Limerick Poetry Contest
 Sponsor: Tania Kitchin

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Cecilia Macfarlane December 5, 2019 at 5:54 PM Much truth in this clever limerick. Congrats on your win. Hugs

Andrea Dietrich December 4, 2019 at 5:40 PM good one!! My hubbie drives trucks too. Congrats on the fine win.

Tania Kitchin December 3, 2019 at 8:16 PM Joe, congratulations on your winning placement with your cute and clever limerick! Joseph May December 5, 2019 at 7:29 AM Thank you for my placement Tania

Lindsay Laurie December 2, 2019 at 4:44 PM G'day Joseph ... the truck must have wings, turbo, and loads of reindeer power to get around the world so quick - thanks Joseph - Lindsay

Caren Krutsinger December 1, 2019 at 9:02 AM This is terrific with the photo too!

Jennifer Proxenos November 25, 2019 at 6:36 AM Hi Joseph, I think he will have to employ some temp staff to help him out - he can always call us, that's what we do! Love your poem, Hugs and blessings, Jennifer.

Sandra Adams November 21, 2019 at 7:16 PM lol cute....but he will never get all those gifts delivered unless he has a convoy with lots of helpers... maybe that explains why santa has forgotten me the last few years... enjoyed :) hugs

Richard Lamoureux November 21, 2019 at 12:02 AM Cute! I’m sure that is way more fun for him.

Vijay Pandit November 19, 2019 at 5:45 AM Clever take--much enjoyed the content--so very true, Joseph.

Regina Mcintosh November 18, 2019 at 11:19 PM Amazon :) PRIME... Love it. Gina

Brandy Nicole November 18, 2019 at 10:27 PM Ohhh, so that is where all the gifts come from. Santa is hauling them in a Big Truck. Nice job Santa!! :) Your thoughts bring a smile. Joseph, this is cute, clever and creative. I am sure you will do well in the contest. :) Brandy

Kim Rodrigues November 18, 2019 at 5:03 PM He traded in the sleigh :)

Na Na November 18, 2019 at 4:26 PM Hi Joseph. Very good and funny Limerick. Thanks for sharing and good luck in the contest

Andrea Dietrich November 18, 2019 at 3:01 PM good idea for your limerick, Joseph. My mind is a blank slate right now for this one.