Getting My Bearings

It's either too hot or too cold here, the thermostat in hell must be broke again. Maybe this is Purgatory i'm told the Governor of purgatory can't fix anything and he dithers a lot. Someone has turned down the dimmer switch in my mind - hard to see my thoughts. Foods a bit stodgy and there's a shortage of porta-potties. It’s quite heavenly here on the weekends and during most 'happy hours', otherwise there's much murkiness. I’m driving down a four lane highway squinting into the foggy rain, now I see a road sign; well look at that it says: 'Welcome to Ohio'.