Gentlemen If You Will Time Please Who's Turn It Is To Drive

2 Cowboys just been paid 1 named John The other 1 Wayne Walk into a Bar at approximately 2 o'clock on a tuesday aftenoon In Old Wild West Tombstone , Dodge City And after 12 or so hour's later A bell peels Gentlemen drink up time please Said the Barman to his patronage And so once outside an argument ensued between the 2 regulars And so 2 sheets to the wind we're the pair of them this conversation somehow made a resemblance of perfect sense Right who's turn is it to get us home We'll im so drunk i can't stand or feel my own 2 feet We'll im so drunk i can't feel my hands Ok Well then only 1 thing for it then or we can do If you can't feel you hands then you'll have to put them in the stirrups and peddle and ill steer with my feet And hey Dude besides the point do you or can you remember We're we parked our horses when we arrived earlier Because i think maybe i have had a little 2 much 2 drink So much so i can't in fact recall which 1 of us is Wayne and 1 is John Quite obviously what this situation is crying out for is for us to have another drink to clear our heads and sober up And to discuss this matter further in greater detail like proper gentlemen And hey currently i can only see 2 of you , your blurred face and what appears to be a ring of bird's circling a star So that's great news how drunk can i be that's nothing out of the ordinary So how about that drink then i'm parched and fancy a drink Only 1 or 2 though just enough to wet the whistle One of us has to have our responsible head on And remember we've still got to drive home And don't forget we have to be up bright and early for work we have an early start in the morning